I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibiOfficer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder
we will never be as punk rock as this cat
"You’re gonna do great today."
Society’s unrealistic expectations for women are getting out of hand.
I really love the animal one, though
What the fuck
ok but actually click the link it’s so funny
Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?