science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time
imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
when ur walking by people and they laugh
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"I have just the friend for you."
I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire